No new hot chick today, but just wanted to remind y’all that The Cape, a new sci-fi/superhero series on NBC, premieres tonight at 9. Admittedly, it hasn’t been getting good reviews, but I don’t really care because the only reason I want to watch is because it includes that lovely lady up there, Summer Glau, who has been featured here before.
…now if only she could get cast in a show that sticks around for a while…
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These two! I loved how, while Zoe consolidated control in v-world, Lucy came into her own in the real world. Because if there’s one thing Ron Moore knows, it’s strong and complex female characters.
Caprica - Season 1, Episode 10 - Unvanquished
When did Zoe become such a BAMF?
I remember watching this scene, thinking to myself: can this show possibly get more awesome than this? I mean, the woman fights with a fucking samurai sword in a virtual metropolis modeled to be a sort of 1930s, steampunkish New York. HEART.
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Today, SyFy is burning off the last several episodes of its Battlestar Galactica prequel, Caprica, a brilliant show that was cancelled just as it was hitting its prime. In farewell, today’s hot chick is Alessandra Torresani, who played the catalyst for the narrative and one of the most badass female characters ever, Zoe Graystone.
(Note: Seriously, Caprica was brilliant. It started off slowly, albeit with a very BSG-like shock in the first episode, but quickly gathered steam to become a thought-provoking meditation on loss, religion, societal discrimination, and, ultimately, what it means to be human. I had almost written it off since I am such a diehard fan of BSG and was worried that Caprica would taint it, but I am so glad I didn’t because they really don’t make many shows this dense and complicated anymore. You’d think, being a sci-fi fan, I’d be used to show cancellations by now, but this one really hurt.)
NATALIE PORTMAN’S RAP ON SNL. SOOOO FUNNY.
I don’t sleep motherfucker off that yak and Durban
Doin’ one twenty, gettin’ head while I’m swervin’
Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you want, Natalie? To drink and fight
What you need, Natalie? To fuck all night
Don’t test when I’m crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat till you shit in my shoe
Leave you screaming, pay for my dry cleaning
Fuck your man, it’s my name that he’s screamin’
I’m sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you
Condone driving while intoxicated?
I never said I was a role model
What about the kids that look up to you?
Do you have a message for them?
All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick
It’s Portman motherfucker, drink till I’m sick
Slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die
And all the dudes you know I’m talkin’ to you
We love you Natalie, I wanna fuck you too
P is for Portman, P is for pussy
I’ll kill your fuckin’ dog for fun, so don’t push me
Wow, Natalie I’m surprised
All this from a Harvard graduate
Well, there’s a lot you may not know about me
Really? Such as?
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit
Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch, hell yeah
And I always pay for your dry cleanin’
When my shit gets in your shoe, what?
And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you, girl
Okie-dokie, one final question
If you can steal a smooch from
Any guy in Hollywood, who would it?
No more questions, what
Yesssss. I am SO HAPPY this is available online and that someone transcribed the whole thing. I remember I was watching this episode of SNL when it first aired, and I was about to turn it off when this skit started. I figured, why not? To this day, it is, legit, one of the absolute funniest things I have ever seen—especially the, “I WANNA FUCK YOU, TOO!” part.
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Glee Cast
if i could give you the world on a silver platter,
would it even matter? you’d still be mad at me
if i could find, in all this, a dozen roses
that i would give to you, you’d still be miserable‘cause in reality, i’ma be who i be
and i don’t feel no faults for all the lies that you bought
you can try as you may, bring me down when i say
that it ain’t up to you, go on, do what you do.hate on me, hater
now or later
‘cause i’m gonna do me,
you’ll be mad, babyyy
you cannot hate on me, ‘cause my mind is free.
Still one of my favorite Glee covers. Amber sings this stunningly well.
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